"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
Hes so done with your shit you guys
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!
let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
Holy crap pornstache is giant
if I ugly snapchat you I trust you
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??